Christ. It took me a year, once again, to forget 'Shakey' singing Merry Christmas Everyone, and 'Macca' warbling Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime. I walk into a cafe in Lewisham, and it's Christmas there, FFS, and so those songs came at me again, and I'm stuck with them again. I honestly don't mind Christmas, but - really - it's barely December.
Kent-based musician with Clash covers band Clashback, among others. Writer of novels, short stories and pastiche Balkan tunes. My five longest works are Laikonik Express, The Exploding Elephant, A Blue Coast Mystery, Almost Solved, The Émigré Engineer and Cleopatra's Script. My stories are all over the place... in a good way!